Re: Some Funny Pics.
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Gaieus that is so true!!
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What about this one then...
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@Boofredlay
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@gaieus said:
Oh deary me, that is funny.
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:
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Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
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Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
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Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
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Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
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Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
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Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
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Glibido: All talk and no action.
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Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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