Time saving tips for an easier hassle free life
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@mitcorb said:
:thumb: Tip #2 helps you to stay married
er, you're married and still hope for a hassle-free life?
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Tip #3;
Fill your combi boiler with tea bags (or coffee), so that each morning when you get up, you will have a nice hot cup of tea straight from the sink!
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cor dear. It's taken people long enough to clock that one!
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Make your lawn circular, not rectangular. Then you can tie your mower to a stake in the centre. As the rope wraps around the stake the mower automatically spirals in and does the entire lawn while you read the Sunday papers on the patio. This is doubly satisfactory if you're in the habit of using mowing the lawn/washing the car as an excuse not to go to church with the wife and kids.
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Line baking sheet with aluminum foil - just big enough to fit under whatever your cooking, with edges crimped up. This will save you from having to wash the baking sheet when done.
Avoid ironing by hanging up shirts and pants immediately after they are through in the dryer - they may not be 100% wrinkle free, but after wearing them for an hour what clothes are? No one will notice (unless you work in one of those pressed suit environments).
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Want to train your dog to pee in an allocated place? forget store bought pheromones, use cat piss. Dogs will pee anywhere you put it.
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
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Want to get more done in a day? Then stop reading posts like these and get to work.
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Got any tips on collecting cat piss, Pete?
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Get a cat? (I'm allergic so cannot help)
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Drop a ping-pong ball in the loo. A man's vanity wont let him miss... and it keeps the seat dry!
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