"It's so cold that..."
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Or "It's so hot that..."
Here in the Southern States it is quite cold. While single digit temps are not unheard of they are not common during our winter. Well we were in single digits last night and on the way into work this AM the radio station I was listening to had callers sport their best "It's so cold that..." jokes.
It might be summer where you are so I don't want to leave those out to. So let's hear your best.
It's so cold that...
- The police are using the TASER on themselves.
- The lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
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It was so cold...
roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!It was so cold . . .
the muggers were phoning in sick!It was so cold . . .
we had to put superchargers on the electric blankets!It was so cold...
we had to salt the hallway!It was so cold...
worms were sticking out of the ground like sticks! -
It's so cold here the cows are giving ice milk.
Up in Embarrass, Minnesota it was so cold...
Sven and Ole were having an argument and yelling at each other at the tops of their lungs. All that came out was chunks of ice. During the spring thaw all that ice started thawing out and boy was there a racket!
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My Dad used to say "It's so cold you can hear the Russians"
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(not original)
It's so cold...
I chipped a tooth on my soup.
that tea cozies are being used for things that tea cozies should never be used for!
my balls have become ovaries.
we are afraid hell IS actually freezing over.
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