Christmas Carols...

[boofredlay]

For the disturbed

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells,

[Alan Fraser]

The dopehead---Ding Dong Verily I'm High

The sex addict---The Holly and the Ivy...and the Rose...and the Doreen...and the Samantha...and the...

The hunchback of Notre Dame---I Heard The Bells on Christmas Day

The paranoid---It came upon a Midnight Clear...and Here It Comes Again.

The Insomniac---Past Four O Clock

The atheist---O Come All Ye Faithless

The just plain unpopular---The Sent to Coventry Carol

Glo-ooooo-ooooo-oooooria in egg shells each day-o.

[boofredlay]

Nice Alan.
My father has a couple to add as well:

Gossip --- Go Tell It on the Mountain
Pyromania --- Bring a Torch
Sado-Masochism --- Adam Lay yBounden
Learning Disabled --- Simple Gifts
Delirium --- I Wonder as I Wander
Agoraphobia --- Baby, It's Cold Outside
Depression --- In the Bleak Midwinter
Denial --- What Child is This?
Final Acceptance --- The First "Oh Well"

[cornel]

*“For the disturbed”,*again:

For a sinner (all of us) – Christ, the Saviour

Cornel