For instant stress relief..!!
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if all else fails, stroke some pussymake your self smile...!!
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Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
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Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
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Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
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When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
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Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
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Dance naked in front of your pets.
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Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
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Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
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Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
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Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
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Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
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Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
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Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
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Pay your electric bill in pennies.
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Drive to work in reverse.
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Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
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Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
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Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
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Polish your car with earwax.
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Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
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Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
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Braid the hairs in each nostril.
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Write a short story using alphabet soup.
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Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
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Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
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number 5 and number 25 are my favourites...
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I like no. 4. I do tell people "to have an ordinary day". Also, instead of "excuse me" I sometimes say "excuse you".
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