Fun little game: Part Deux, continued...
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Kevin had an epiphany (there are salves for that, ya know) when he saw Ross not as a handsome, good-looking, attractive, dapper, spruce, virile, well-built, athletic, personable, strong, muscular, easy on the eyes, tall and dark, cute and hunky super spy, but rather for the frail vulnerable person he really is - like a little white puppy wearing a red shirt and earings (????).
Kevin the office tea boy (whatever that is) was distracted from his thoughts by a loud voice,
"Kevin."
Started, he fell over the prone form of Ross and sprawled through the dust before righting himself only to see he was surrounded by sheep.
"Kevin."
Looking first one way then another, our intrepid brewer of tea scanned for a face to match the voice.
"Who said my name?"
"I did, you twit."
"Who?"
Then Kevin's eyes bulged out like a pekingese's, for at that moment a ram stepped forward from the ring of sheep and said "I did".
"but...but...but..."
"What.....billions of years of evolution and you think yours is the only species to develop speech or intelligence?" The ram answered. -
Suddenly the ram stood up on its hind legs and slapped Kevin around the face.
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(LOL..welcome back Toby)
Crying like a girl, Kevin ran off, his arms flailing in the air. He could hear the herd of sheep thundering after him.
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As our plucky hero tries to make good his escape through a tunnel, he fails to notice the rumble of the chasing herd has suddenly ceased.
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As he ran deeper intot he tunnel, Kevin the office tea boy (whatever that is)noticed it was gettng darker until he could hardly see. Suddenly, he went sprawling, his head landing on a cold metal shape. Feeling his way, our intrepid but hapless adventurer discovered it was a rail. Feeling further, he discovered the rail was resting on some boards....no, some timbers.
"Wait a minute...this is"
A loud, deep horn drowned out the end of his out-loud thought. Looking up, he espied a circular light growing larger and brighter.
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Kevin braces himself for the inevitable impact.......
Then Kevin looks up thinking he should be dead and the light has stopped 2 inches from his face.
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There in front of him, was an old-fashioned looking locomotive. Only this locomotive was made entirely out of green glass, and glowed slightly. Stepping down from the locomotive were a small group of people, all wearing matador costumes.
"Excuse me, I hope our time traveling machine didn't scare you. We are from the future. We have come back in time to find the founders of the New World Order. They started in something called the SCF."
Kevin the office tea boy (whatever that is) just stood there and stared at them....for an uncomfortably long time. In the distance, a coyote howled.
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When suddenly a fork impacted Kevin's head killing him instantly.
The time traveling glass train riding matadors decide to do do something about Kevin's untimely death by...
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Going back in time to find what event started our (now dead) plucky hero on the path to his death.
Meanwhile the Ram was looking on, with a suspicious glint in his eye.
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Truth be known, it was no ordinary ram. It was a cyborg ram, and it was being monitored by...
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Dr. Bernard Hagan.....
Who having been foiled in his plan to magnetise all penguins, has developed a new species of badger. The sea badgers are slowly tracking down Dr. Hagan's former assistant and straw hat wearing Architect Daniel.
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For, no matter how cunning and intelligent he was, Herr Hagan knew he was no match for the uber-mastermind of that wearer of many hats known as Daniel. He couldn't take any chances.
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