A Fun Little Game, Continued...

[boofredlay]

@schreiberbike said:

I wish I could find the last five pages of the document I need my boss's boss to sign by the end of the day or I'm going to be in hot water with the legal department.

Granted but now nobody can find a pen.

I wish I did not worry so much.

[Daniel]

Granted, but your worrying has been replaced with paranoia. We're all out to get you.

I wish the wind would blow all the leaves (and just the leaves!) away to someplace I don't have to deal with them.

[boofredlay]

Granted but the continuous howling wind is driving you crazy and makes your life unbearable.

I wish my home computer were faster.

[ELYSIUM]

Granted your computer is now a HAL 9000 series, much faster, but at the same time he is obsessed in finishing your work ( AKA the mission ), and the biggest danger to your work is you, so he constantly tries to kill you now.

I wish my avatar pic worked.

[SchreiberBike]

Granted. Your avatar is a small white rectangle.

I wish I wake up faster in the morning.

[Tobobo]

Granted but you soon tire of being woken by a bucket of ice cold water, not to mention the associated illness that plagues you.

I wish that I could teach sketch up and adobe program all day instead of doing my normal boring work.

[boofredlay]

Granted but you teach squirrels and well, it just does not seem as satisfying as you thought.

I wish I could get these components finished quicker.

[Daniel]

Granted, but upon seeing how quickly you get them done, your boss believes you can get twice as much work done in the same amount of time.

I wish, hope, and pray that the stores aren't too crowded tomorrow night when I do my Christmas shopping.

[boofredlay]

Granted but what on earth are you going to buy at Kiki's adult leather emporium?

I wish it would snow in Huntsville this year, even if it shuts us down for a while.

[Daniel]

Granted, but due to pollution, it is acid snow.

I wish someone would post in "A Fun Little Game, Part Deaux"

[boofredlay]

Granted, but you won't like it.

I wish I did not have to kill Kevin

[architectboy]

Granted, I killed Kevin, not you.

I wish that I knew what to wish about.

[boofredlay]

Granted but you better not tell us or Ross and Martina will have to kill you.

I wish I had some hot chocolate right now.

[Daniel]

"Oh my God, you killed Kevin! You bastards!" (ala SouthPark)

Granted, but your hot chocolate is actually hot choco-lax, courtesy of Kevin's friends at the Royal Society of Office Tea Boys.

I wish Ross and Martina don't exact too painful a revenge. (who am I kidding, yes I do)

[architectboy]

Granted, they don't take revenge at all.

I wish that we knew who killed Kevin.

[boofredlay]

@unknownuser said:

I wish that we knew who killed Kevin.

Granted, you did. Didn't you read your post above?

I wish I had not drank that hot chocolate just now.

[Tobobo]

Granted but now you are forced to drink the super tea developed in Shangri-La.

I wish that my IT dept would not be tight and get enough CAD licences for everybody in the building.

[Daniel]

Granted, but they are all for AutoCAD Release 1, from 1982. And your company cannot afford to update them to a newer version.

I wish my next due date would be extended a few days.

[SchreiberBike]

Granted. You will give birth ten days later.

I wish I could concentrate on the boring stuff and get it done.

[Anssi]

Granted, but you start to like it

I wish my dream of last night was true.

Anssi