A Fun Little Game, Continued...

BTM

Granted, now they go through your ears, and lodge themselves in your brain, and you hear their voices nag on and on and on... forever...

I wish the next person to post on this thread would give me fifteen hundred dollars.

remus

Granted, i'll start loading the trucks from my stack of pengos (see gai's post on page 15.)

I wish i didnt get cold.

david_h

Granted. You are hot all the time. sssssssssssssssssss

I wish for Profile Builder.

solo

Granted! but you get an FBI profile builder app.

I wish the economy would pick up and more work would become available.

remus

Granted, but its raining and your not enjoying it.

I wish the family would stop being ill.

pbacot

Granted, but the only work is modeling backyard decks.

With this economy I wish I were young again and hitching in Big Sur with just a backpack.

KDSDESIGN

Granted. now you are ill.
i wish Obama could get in office NOW!

BTM

Granted, but you arn't allowed using caps for emphasis any more.

I wish I could fly.

boofredlay

Granted, you can for about 14 seconds before you hit the ground at terminal velocity.

I wish I were 18 again.

KDSDESIGN

Granted, but you go back in time so basicly you just have to live your life over again.
i wish i won't be so drunk after the party tonight.

solo

Granted! you will be carded and refused drinks.

I wish it was friday.

remus

Granted, but every day is now a friday (and you never lose that feeling its almost the weekend.)

I wish the weather is good tomorrow.

BTM

Granted. The weather will be good tomorrow, just not where you live.

I wish for a piece of chocolate cake.

boofredlay

Granted but it was made with a laxative.

I wish my house was full brick and not just the front.

BTM

Granted, your house is now full brick. emphasis on the "full" part.

...exept that would be behind your front door.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

remus

Granted, but you have much more pressing matters to attend to and decide you need an extra early start.

I wish for some hand warmers.

john.warburton

Granted, but you have no shoes and socks.

I wish for some work.

Daniel

Granted, but it's as a dancer at a gay club.

I wish it would stop raining and dry out so I can fix the leak in my roof.

KDSDESIGN

Granted theres a tornado, witch destroys your house.
i wish i had a better idea for above

FenS

Granted, but now you are not allowed to change your previous one

I wish i knew what your better idea would have been