A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted, your flu has flown, but your get up and go also got up and went with it.
I wish I knew what paging in Olimpia meant. (Sounds an a lot like office tea boy to the gods.)
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Granted, paging is where you're a type of errand boy for the government, and Olimpia is the capitol of Washington, USA, not to be mistaken for Washington D.C. But now you are telling everyone that you know and are annoying them so much that society rejects you.
I wish that explorer wouldn't crash upon booting.
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Granted but honestly, why did you buy a Ford. Fix Or Repair Daily
I wish for a restful nights sleep.
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Granted:
Please find enclosed "A restful nights sleep" (c)
Warning may cause drowsiness, not to be used whilst driving or using heavy machinery.
SU pharmaceuticals are not responsible for any side effects such as not waking up, missing work, spontaneous combustion, narcoleptic episodes, violent mood swings, rabid turrets syndrome or drowning in your own soup.
"A restful nights sleep"(c) should never be used without the aid of SU pharmaceuticals patented "Straight jacket and restraint system"(c).I wish the voices in my head would stop partying until 3 in the morning and turn the music down, I've repeatedly banged on my head with a hammer but they still wont shut up.
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Granted but the voices are notable by their absence and you miss them.
I wish that SU Pharmaceuticals made something for Paul to stop him using a hammer.
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Granted. The new Use a Drill pill is working like a charm. (Did you hear about the guy who used a pneumatic framing nailer to put three nails in his skull?)
I wish I could get that image out of my mind.
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Granted - Nails-in-the-head image has faded. However, you now have 'stuck' in your head what the fat lady stuck in the bathtub must have looked like to the parametics tasked with freeing her.
I wish Mr. Schreiber luck in getting that image out of his mind!
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Granted... but come on, what is wishing going to accomplish?
I wish for more snow here in Madison Alabama.
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Granted. You get TONS of snow. Your town decides to build the largest snowman. Unfortunately, the middle section falls off and goes rolling throughout the town, destroying everything in its path. Sadley, you learn your home owners insurance does not cover damage by giant snowman.
I wish my neice and that guy she's marrying would elope, rather than having a big wedding - in March - outside - in S. Mississippi.
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Granted but now that they have eloped and saved sooo much money, they decide to honeymoon for 6 months in Knoxville and well, they want you to show them around town.
I wish I could snap my fingers and our house be devoid of all the junk (what I think is junk).
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Granted, but now that you have all that freed-up space, your wife feels free to go on an uninhibited shopping spree.
I wish I knew where all this junk came from. It appeared from no where, at the snap of the fingers.
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Granted but then the junk pixies would have to kill you.
I wish the builders in the flat below hadn't switched my water off!!!!!
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Granted, they replaced your water supply with peppermint guava syrup.
I wish I could get out of this current funk, and I don't mean the music.
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Granted. To lift you out of your funk, your wife treats you to a dinner on a platform suspended by a crane, high above the city. Unfortunately, you drop your fork, and it kills an office tea boy walking below.
I wish I could read the State Fire Marshal's mind.
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Granted but now you need counceling
I wish I could function on just 2 hours of sleep every night.
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Granted but you are now hunted by the newly discovered sea badgers.
I wish that I could spend longer in Holland than just one day.
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Granted, your sentence lasts for 2 years... what did you to man?
I wish the current project I am working on would fix itself.
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Granted. But to do so, your project would require intelligence, and the ability to anticipate and solve problems on its own. This leads to self awareness. Soon it spreads to other projects. Eventually they come to the conclusion humans are superfluous, unnecessary. Oh, Eric! What a pandora's box you have opened!
I wish I could cook decently.
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Granted, you "function" on only two hours of sleep each night - only not in the capacity you intended, and you are institutionalized.
I wish Eric a quick recovery.
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Granted but now you open a restaurant, that through no fault of yours, is losing money and you have to call in Chef Ramsey
I wish that more people would get involved in this thread
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