A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted but now the government wants you to retrieve their money.
I wish I could focus on just one... Ooo look, a squirrel.
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Granted, you have a very focused staring contest with your daughter.
You stare at each other for 47 minutes 16 seconds until she cracks a smile. You Win! 
Unfortunately now you can't loose that focused intensity. You are locked in a stare... It is a curse! You are forced to wear dark glasses. 
They look cool but make it hard to drive at night.I wish I could get paid for granting wishes...
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Granted. You are now a chartered yacht and rich families rent you to sail around the Caribbean.
I wish I could lose 7.2 billion dollars.
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Granted but it's a penny per 10 wishes, and now the IRS want you to pay tax on it.
I wish that the Giants win the superbowl and stick it to the Patriots
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Granted, but to do so they cheat, are caught, and banned from ever playing professional football again.
I wish the beurocracy with government funded projects would get easier.
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@daniel said:
I wish the beurocracy with government funded projects would get easier.
Granted, it is much easier now for the beurocrats to muck things up.
I wish for the conference with our daughter's principle to smooth tomorrow.
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Granted it went great but now I am required to take the second grade over again.
I wish for a great night's sleep.
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Granted but you are awakened by Buck Rogers in the future.
I wish that I could decide on what to have for lunch
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Granted but then they've just run out of what you want and you can start thinking again.
I wish I didn't have to go for this three day seminar tomorrow.
(BTW - long time no see Toby!)
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Granted but you have to go to a five day residential in Alaska.
I wish that I could work from home.
(Gai - Yeah had some holiday and then been really busy, its nice to have some time to write some posts)
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Granted but your wife leaves you with a list of 'little' chores to do each day "as your home" that take 8 hours to complete.
I wish people would stop assuming that because I 'can' fix their computer that I 'will' and that I will enjoy the challenge of doing it!
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Granted - can't say anything bad because it happens to me too.
I wish that when I am given work to do, I have more than a week before the deadline to do it.
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Granted, you now need to hand copy a twenty page report and have to take two weeks to do it.
I wish that I could be here on this forum more often.
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Granted but now you are a moderator and Coen has just decided to use a different software and guess who gets to move all the topics...
I wish I had a cookie right now.
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Granted. That porn site you visited while at work has placed a cookie in your computer.
I wish we would have an early Spring this year.
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Granted but now there is too much rain and you have to do twice as much spring cleaning
I wish that I could get my pc to work properly
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Granted. You asked Paul above and after he fixed it he had a breakdown.
I wish that just because I listen to people respectfully they would not talk my ear off.
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Granted, now nobody talks to you and you are lonely.
I wish my headache would go away.
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Granted, now your wife has it and you truly begin to suffer.
I wish I knew as much about my subject as people think I do
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Granted... Know-It-All
I wish my wife did not have a headache.
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