A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted, but you can't get out of the house and all you have to eat is Raman Noodles.
I wish I had an occasion to use that big hulking walking Smiley Guy in a message.
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Granted, you just did, now stop it.
I wish I could move my desk into one of the recently vacated offices here.
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Go ahead and move into the office. (If anyone asks say "Ross said it was okay"). Unfortunately after you move in you discover the real reason it was vacated. (Fleas will be gnawing on your legs).
I wish for some really good wishes...
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Granted but they are so good that nobody wants to play with you anymore.
Side note, when I started working here the girl at the end of the hall... her office was infested with fleas.
I wish I could hand sketch better than I do.
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Granted, now you hand sketch so well that your pencils can't handle it and they all break.
I wish that my brain would warm back up faster after coming back from vacation.
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Granted but now you have a severe fever.
I wish I could find an excellent and trustworthy contractor to do my major house repairs.
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Granted but you like this contractor so much you keep finding more & more work around the house just so you can keep the contractor in your life. Soon you are bankrupted.
I wish Boo's renovations would just magically be complete. No muss or fuss, just done with a finger snap and some magic words like "shiminey-jiminey-doo-I-think-I-smell-poo" and presto all the renovations are done.
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Granted, but the magic took its materials from your house which got turned into a tiny shed.
I wish that I could figure out why the sound system at our church is acting funny.
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@unknownuser said:
I wish that I could figure out why the sound system at our church is acting funny.
Granted but you find out that acting was not involved at all.
I wish I could pull off shaving my head and look good.
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Granted. You are now Yul Brynner, the only white guy who looks good with his head shaved, and you keep singing "Shall We Dance, budump bump".
I wish the grant which is funding my job would be extended.
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Granted but Graaaaant, they guy funding your job, decides he does not need you anymore.
I wish I could remember names better.
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Granted - now you remember everyone's name all the time but aquantiances are creeped out - wondering if you are a stalker!
I wish there will be no economic recessions.
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Granted. Every economy on earth continues to grow without pause and all but a few die of starvation.
I wish that we could slow growth without recessions.
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Granted but now everything smells like wet moss...
I wish I was set up with dual monitors.
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Granted, but they are both 12" CRT monitors.
I wish I had more time (in general).
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Granted but your extra general time is being taken away from mine and I want it back.
I wish I could get motivated to get back on a healthy diet.
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Granted, but no buts about it. When you go home look at your kid(s) and realize what little time you have with them is precious, and you want to make sure you are there for them. How's that for motivation?
I wish Eric would give me back that general time.
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Granted but due to the cut in interest rates and the losses suffered by the French Bank you get less time than you lost in the first place.
I wish that I could skip my chartership reports and get chartered
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Granted but now the government wants you to retrieve their money.
I wish I could focus on just one... Ooo look, a squirrel.
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Granted, you have a very focused staring contest with your daughter.
You stare at each other for 47 minutes 16 seconds until she cracks a smile. You Win! Unfortunately now you can't loose that focused intensity. You are locked in a stare... It is a curse! You are forced to wear dark glasses. 
They look cool but make it hard to drive at night.I wish I could get paid for granting wishes...
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