A few thoughts about the future of this planet
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@box said:
There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest pig. They decide that they should stick a cork in the pigs arse and feed him for a month before the fair. The only problem was that none of them wanted to be the one to stick the cork in. So they bought a monkey and trained him to stick corks in bottles. After a week or two of this, they stick the monkey in the pen with the pig and a cork, and after a minute, the monkey did what he was supposed to do. The farmers fed the pig for a month and sure enough, they won first prize. Once they got home, they realized they still had to take the cork out. So they trained this same monkey to take corks out of bottles. They stuck the monkey in the pen with the pig, and the farmers woke up three days later in the hospital with a reporter sitting next to them. The reporter asked the first farmer, "What is the last thing you remember?" "Shit flying everywhere," the farmer replied. The reporter asked the second farmer the same question and got the same response. When she got to the third farmer and asked him what he could remember, he was laughing hysterically. The reporter asked, "What's the matter? What is so funny about being buried in pig shit" The farmer replied, "You shoulda seen the monkey trying to stick the cork back in."
That is not only unfunny Box, it is insultingly trivial. Love your work usually tho'.
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On the piss again eh Baz.
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@baz said:
@mike amos said:
"You aren't actually an alien are you"? Stinkie is not but I am, we are everywhere, including the bathrooms and rest rooms all over the world. Do you know how hard it is to find a rest room (As I believe you call them) when your commute is several thousand light years? All I have in my galactic transport pod is a pull out commode and some shiny, scratchy paper. It is enough to make an alien weep. BTW, you guys are the aliens, I have not had a screech climb out of my abdomen like, for ever.
If anyone is really concerned about the planet and the effects of human infestation, reduce procreation to a point where the planet can support the population and definitely prevent the stoopid from producing another generation. Actually just go for preventing the stoopid from the recreational use of biological replication.Chill Mike. Everything will be Ok. Keep taking the medication.
“All shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.”
Julian of Norwich (ca. 1342–ca. 1416), iCompletely chilled mate, any increase in chilled status would include icicles. Have a good one dood.
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Trying an Indian (Asian) Whisky called Amrut this week and it really is quite decent if overpriced. I paid £40 for it a few years ago and to be honest there are plenty of cheaper products around but it is not bad. Smoky black from Grouse and a couple of the Asda variants, Highland for example at less than £20. Going down rather nicely waiting for the Lord of the rings film on the idiot box later, (the fellowship of the ring). Apart from an oven to make Pizza and garlic bread that is.........
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Maybe its with innovations like this that we might have a hope of leaving the planet as we found it when we transition.
This high-quality ink is made from air pollution harvested from vehicle tailpipes
http://www.treehugger.com/culture/project-turns-air-pollution-ink.html
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We are probably more and more going to be mining our own garbage. That looks like a fine solution if safe in itself. When I used to work on the farm I mused that the way to make a weed harder to grow is to transform it into a crop.
(BTW RE earlier discussios... Trump has begun first steps against net neutrality this week.)
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Considering the money charged today for things thrown away one or two hundred years ago, not a bad idea to mine our waste tips and clean the land. We can burn a huge amount of household waste at high temperatures and get usable energy as a result. Packaging of food items was addressed about thirty years ago but the industry cried that it would take twenty years to achieve good results so not worth doing for them. In other words, we could have had less waste ten years ago. What we need to change is the mentality of throwing things away in ever shorter cycles so big business can keep growing the profits. As another part of the win-win, we could get the generational unemployed to do the mining, or lose their benefits. Nice.
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From Reuters ... Again: one cannot make this up.
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@stinkie said:
From Reuters ... Again: one cannot make this up.
I'm glad you're paying attention. I just wish more people in the US were actually paying attention. Still coming to grips with just how "low-information" many voters here are. (And they "elected" the lowest information bobble-head possible!) If they are paying this little attention to what these sorts of political activities mean, you can imagine how little they care about the future of the planet.
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Unless there is some cosmic event (which we cannot prevent, anyway), I doubt the Earth will become uninhabitable in 100 years, or the extinction of the human race is nigh. In it's long history the Earth has already seen 5-20 (depending on how you define them) mass extinction events, and yet life found a way to continue. Two completely different catastrophes illustrate the tenaciousness of Mother Nature; after the eruption of Mt. St. Helens in 1980, and the Chernobyl Nuclear Accident, scientists discovered returning life much sooner than expected. And homo sapiens have shown themselves to be most adaptable.
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I agree Daniel, except this extinction underway is one of our own making, that we might help slow if not prevent. Life is by it's nature persevering, and yet, though we may be "survive" for a while longer, what sort of world do we want for our progeny, and how hard will that survival be?
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@andybot said:
I'm glad you're paying attention.
It's rather hard not to, given the the utter weirdness of the events unfolding right now. The US president attacked the judicial branch for ... doing its job. Worse still, he said (paraphrasing): if terrorists strike, folks, hold the judges responsible. That is ... breathtaking. One wonders if the man is utterly incompetent, and unaware of the importance of the trias politica, or if he's a full-blown fascist. (My guess is: the first, with equal dashes of narcissism and vulgarity thrown in the mix.)
And then there's the people Trump surrounds himself with. Kellyanne Conway? 'The Bowling Green Massacre' -really? Oops, sorry, she misspoke. (She bloody well didn't.) Go buy Ivanka's stuff, people! Ethics? Nah, no need for those.
How, just how, is this band of dunces, bigots and nutcases going to deal with international crises? And just imagine a 9/11-like event happening -with Stephen Bannon having Donald the Fickle's ear.
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@stinkie said:
And then there's the people Trump surrounds himself with.
Flynn's out. He lied about a phone call with the Russian ambassador. Get this: the Justice Department had informed the White House about said phone call and lying in ... January.
Apparently, the White House didn't think it necessary to take action until the story went public.
Also: members of Trump's campaign "had repeated contacts with senior Russian intelligence officials in the year before the election, according to four current and former American officials." (The New York Times)
So, what have we got?
- contacts aplenty with the Russians
- a commander-in-chief who, oddly, kept prasing Vlad the Wannabe Impaler during his campaign
- non-released tax returns
- Russia meddling in the elections
Hmm ...
Before I forget: Mar-a-Lago membership fees have doubled to $200,000 following Trump's election. That alone should get people thinking, I feel.
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@stinkie said:
Before I forget: Mar-a-Lago membership fees have doubled to $200,000 following Trump's election. That alone should get people thinking, I feel.
Plenty of people are thinking (and fuming) but the ones with power to do anything (controlling party in Congress) are perfectly happy sitting on their hands. (Or going after the real culprits: Sid the Science Kid)
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Yeah ... currently the GOP's looking the other way. That won't last, though. It's just a matter of time before Trump becomes a liability to the Republicans, rather than an asset.
€50 says Trump won't be president for 4 years.
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@stinkie said:
:lol:
Yeah ... currently the GOP's looking the other way. That won't last, though. It's just a matter of time before Trump becomes a liability to the Republicans, rather than an asset.
€50 says Trump won't be president for 4 years.
No way I'll take that bet.
With all the attention on how intertwined the Trump campaign was with Russia I fear they will either create a false flag or start a war in order to distract attention.
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That won't fly this time around, I think. The whole world is keeping eyes on the White House like never before.
I raise the stakes to € 500.000. Plus my house! And the kid.
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