The 12 Steps of Christmas
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**%(#FF0000)[1. Admit you are powerless over Christmas,
and that your life has become unmanageable.]%(#008000)[2. Believe that a power greater than consumer
credit can restore you to sanity.]%(#FF0000)[3. Decide to turn your will and life over to
Santa as you understand him.]%(#008000)[4. Make a searching and fearless inventory
of your material desires.]%(#FF0000)[5. Admit to Santa, to yourself, and to another
human being the exact nature of your size,
color preferences, and taste in furniture.]6. Allow Santa to remedy all defects of bank account.
7. Humbly ask Santa to pay off your mortgage.
%(#008000)[8. Make a list of everything you want, and be
willing to read the instruction manual.]%(#FF0000)[9. Cite model numbers and retail locations
wherever possible, except when doing so would
require an internet search.]%(#008000)[10. Continue to take personal inventory, and
when you think of something else you need, add
it to the list.]%(#FF0000)[11. Seek through prayer and meditation to improve
your conscious contact with Santa as you understand
him, praying only for knowledge of his gifts for
you and the power to open them quickly.]%(#008000)[12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result
of these steps, carry Santa's message to friends
and family every Christmas.]** -
@unknownuser said:
.%(#008000)[8. Make a list of everything you want, and be
willing to read the instruction manual.]Thats gonna be a hard one...
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