Union Joke...
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A Union Business Agent at a Convention in Las Vegas decided to visit a brothel. He was a stickler for the rules of the workplace and asked the madam: “Is this a union house?”
“No it is not,” she replied.
“So if I pay 100 dollars, what do the girls get?”
“The house takes 80 dollars and the girls get 20 dollars.”
“Well I think that’s grossly unfair,” said the business Agent. “I shall take my business elsewhere.”
Further down the street he found another brothel. “Is this a union house?” he asked.
“Yes,” said the madam. “It is.”
“So if I pay 100 dollars, how much do the girls get to keep?”
“The girls get 80 dollars and the house keeps 20 dollars.”
“That’s more like it,” He said. He looked around the room and pointed to a pretty girl.
“I’d like her for the night.”
“I’m sure you would sir,” said the madam, gesturing at a 70-year-old woman in the corner.
“But Ethel here has seniority.”
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hehehehe
.. why not just include it on the joke thread..
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