Employee Happiness Kits
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My wife is a school teacher and the Superintendent of schools sent this out today
Employee Happiness Kits Now Available
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost, even during proration.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Worried about pending layoffs?Here is the new low-cost, Company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and 2 rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Fig 1.
Apply as shown in Fig 2.
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face! Please see your principal or supervisor for your kit.
The Management -
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Eric, I would think that if school kids saw their teachers grinning like that, they would be afraid, very afraid.
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