Shark Vs Gorilla
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It would be deadly combination if Gorilla
would use shark as a weapon.
Like a baseball bat that bites!
naah...
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but would it be as deadly as a ninja/pirate tag team?
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hard to say
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I think we have to look at it this way: the Gorilla runs on the ground or jumps from tree to tree, whereas the shark 'swims through the forest air, following the same rules of speed and maneuverability as he would in sea water.
in this scenario the battle could be quite thrilling. the shark can accelerate to tremendous speeds, whereas the gorilla on the ground is much more agile and can change direction quickly and easily hide behind trees and such.
while the shark has dangerous teeth, the gorilla can employ toys to ward off his opponent...would love to see such a fight.
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Perhaps a wrestling suit and some lucrative sponsorship deals for our primate friend, as well.
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No the suit will restrict him. We'll shave him bald and body paint him.
Volunteers to shave and paint the gorilla please speak up.edit: Hot sponsorship deals that spring to mind are Greenpeace, WWF, Friends of the Earth, RSPCA
They'll all want a piece of this. -
Plot, The environment that you describe is a good solution. Similar to the agility of the speeder bikes on Endor versus the primitive trickery of the ewoks. I would also suggest sponsorship deals, get the shark covered in logos.
![Shark[1].jpg](/uploads/imported_attachments/7w39_Shark1.jpg)
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I was tihnking moer along the lines of those lycra jobs that pro wrestlers wear, quite fitting given the occasion
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Yeah I'm feeling that, well in that case the shark will have to wear one too.
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perhaps we could just slap some stickers on the shark, that way we wouldnt have to worry about making sure the suite didnt get caught in its fins etc.
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