Bush Memoirs. . . .

david_h

I can't take credit for this. I heard it on "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me" NPR show. Their final question for the panel for today was "what will be the first Sentence of Pres. Bush's upcoming Presidential Memoir". I thought this could be fun. Although I thought GWB an okay guy, I just can't resist. So to kick it off, here are some of my suggestions for either a TITLE or a FIST LINE for his book. . .

It was the Worst of Times, It was the Worser of Times.
Between Iraq and a Hard Place
Things Dick Cheney Told Me To Say (ghost written)
A Recordification of My Presidensism
The Dangers of Pretzels
For eight years now I have been totally misunderregarded . . .
Go, Dog! Go!

Dig in. . .

Daniel

I think it will be more along these lines:

See George run. Run, George, run.