If life was like the movies...
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Women would have names like Pussy Galore.
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lET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEE!!!!
EDIT. . .At first I typed. . .let's get ready to Ruble!
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and I'd have an Aston Martin. . .and it would talk to me!
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secret undercover MI6 agents would happily introduce themselves to all and sundry using their real names... even repeating their surname just in case the known KGB agent they just met didn't catch it the first time.
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All male agents/detectives (except for James Bond) would live in run down apartments that looked like they didn't have two pennies to rattle together. They are divorced, unshaven and have a drink problem.
Their female counterparts are always glamorous and live in luxury apartments or lofts.
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Don't forget the slow turning ceiling fan. . .
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When eating out, people never finish their food and/or drink.
They also always throw a wad of cash to pay for the meal, never knowing what the bill came to. -
...when sneaking into a hospital, there will always be some doctors' scrubs (correct size and complete with badge and everythng else needed) laying around or hanging up nearby for you to change into (in the unlocked closet that will just happen to be close by, too).
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Youd have to fight of a horde of snakes every time you wanted to go on a plane.
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Chuck Norris!
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