ME TOO!
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This was posted by a blogger at the Washington Post web site.
I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....
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If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic,
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Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential American
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If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
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Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
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Graduate from Harvard law School you are unstable.
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Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well
grounded. -
If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the
first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as
a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator
representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the
state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the
United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while
sponsoring or co-sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign
Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you
don't have any real leadership experience. -
If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city
council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people,
20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then
you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking
executive. -
If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising
2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real
Christian. -
If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a
Christian. -
If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the
proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society. -
If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no
other option in sex education in your state's school system while your
unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible. -
If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a
prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values
don't represent America's. -
If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one
DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote
until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the
secession of
Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, much clearer now...?
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LOL
Almost as clear as seeing Russia on a clear day from your porch.
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Nothing like some political propoganda to liven up your morning
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In a similar vein...
White Privilege, White Entitlement and the 2008 Election
By Tim Wise
For those who still can't grasp the concept of white privilege, or who are constantly looking for some easy-to-understand examples of it, perhaps this list will help.
White privilege is when you can get pregnant at seventeen like Bristol Palin and everyone is quick to insist that your life and that of your family is a personal matter, and that no one has a right to judge you or your parents, because "every family has challenges,"
-- even as black and Latino families with similar "challenges" are regularly typified as irresponsible, pathological and arbiters of social decay.White privilege is when you can call yourself a "f-n' redneck," like Bristol Palin's boyfriend does, and talk about how if anyone messes with you, you'll "kick their f-n' ass," and talk about how you like to "shoot shit" for fun, and still be viewed as a responsible, all-American boy (and a great son-in-law to be)
-- rather than a thug.White privilege is when you can attend four different colleges in six years like Sarah Palin did (one of which you basically failed out of, then returned to after making up some coursework at a community college), and no one questions your intelligence or commitment to achievement,
-- whereas a person of color who did this would be viewed as unfit for college, and probably someone who only got in, in the first place, because of affirmative action.White privilege is when you can claim that being mayor of a town smaller than most medium-sized colleges, and then Governor of a state with about the same number of people as the lower fifth of the island of Manhattan, makes you ready to potentially be president, and people don't all piss on themselves with laughter,
-- while being a black U.S. Senator, two-term state Senator, and constitutional law scholar, means you're "untested."White privilege is being able to say that you support the words "under God" in the pledge of allegiance because "if it was good enough for the founding fathers, it's good enough for me," and not be immediately disqualified from holding office--since, after all, the pledge was written in the late 1800s and the "under God" part wasn't added until the 1950s
--while believing that reading accused criminals and terrorists their rights (because,
ya know, the Constitution, which you used to teach at a prestigious law school
requires it), is a dangerous and silly idea only supported by mushy liberals.White privilege is being able to be a gun enthusiast
-- and not make people immediately scared of you.White privilege is being able to have a husband who was a member of an extremist political party that wants your state to secede from the Union, and whose motto was "Alaska first," and no one questions your patriotism or that of your family,
-- while if you're black and your spouse merely fails to come to a 9/11 memorial so she can be home with her kids on the first day of school, people immediately think she's being disrespectful.White privilege is being able to make fun of community organizers and the work they do--like, among other things, fight for the right of women to vote, or for civil rights, or the 8-hour workday, or an end to child labor--and people think you're being pithy and tough,
-- but if you merely question the experience of a small town mayor and 18-month
governor with no foreign policy expertise beyond a class she took in college--you're somehow being mean, or even sexist.White privilege is being able to convince white women who don't even agree with you on any substantive issue to vote for you and your running mate anyway, because all of a sudden your presence on the ticket has inspired confidence in these same white women, and made them give your party a "second look."
White privilege is being able to fire people who didn't support your political campaigns and not be accused of abusing your power or being a typical politician who engages in favoritism,
-- while being black and merely knowing some folks from the old-line political
machines in Chicago means you must be corrupt.White privilege is being able to attend churches over the years whose pastors say that people who voted for John Kerry or merely criticize George W. Bush are going to hell, and that the U.S. is an explicitly Christian nation and the job of Christians is to bring Christian theological principles into government, and who bring in speakers who say the conflict in the Middle East is God's punishment on Jews for rejecting Jesus, and everyone can still think you're just a good church-going Christian,
-- but if you're black and friends with a black pastor who has noted (as have Colin Powell and the U.S. Department of Defense) that terrorist attacks are often the result of U.S. foreign policy and who talks about the history of racism and its effect on black people, you're an extremist who probably hates America.White privilege is not knowing what the Bush Doctrine is when asked by a reporter, and then people get angry at the reporter for asking you such a "trick question,"
-- while being black and merely refusing to give one-word answers to the queries of Bill O'Reilly means you're dodging the question, or trying to seem overly intellectual and nuanced.White privilege is being able to claim your experience as a POW has anything at all to do with your fitness for president,
-- while being black and experiencing racism is, as Sarah Palin has referred to it, a "light" burden.And finally, white privilege is the only thing that could possibly allow someone to become president when he has voted with George W. Bush 90 percent of the time, even as unemployment is skyrocketing, people are losing their homes, inflation is rising, and the U.S. is increasingly isolated from world opinion, just because white voters aren't sure about that whole "change" thing. Ya know, it's just too vague and ill-defined, unlike, say, four more years of the same, which is very concrete and certain.
White privilege is, in short, the problem.
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lol. Cool article.
@ehaflett said:
(...) whose pastors say that people who voted for John Kerry or merely criticize George W. Bush are going to hell.
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In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
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And here is the new redneck fashion for this political season. A dumbass father encourages his 11 year old son to wear this homemade t-shirt to school in Aurora, Colorado.
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Here is a non-partizan site that tracks the candidates lies.
seems the republicans are winning ... in the lies that is.
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@solo said:
And here is the new redneck fashion for this political season. A dumbass father encourages his 11 year old son to wear this homemade t-shirt to school in Aurora, Colorado.
Dang - that would not fly over here. I trust the kid was sent home to change?
(Totally OT: finally going to NY next month. An exquisite chance to observe the Homo Americanus in its own habitat! I totally plan on asking total strangers for directions really loudly and in my own language. Sweet revenge!
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At least they've mastered the use of the apostrophe. Its a pity they cant grasp all those other little things like common sense, and moral decncy while theyre at it.
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