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      remus
      last edited by

      Im seriously considering buying a load of cheapo computers so i can start a render farm. Of course i have no real use for a render farm, other than to look on wondorously at the speedy render times.

      Please pull me back to reality.

      http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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      • soloS Offline
        solo
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        SLAP

        You have no use for one so no point in the added cost, if you ever get to render for a living then by all means go for it.

        SLAP

        (the last one is so you don't forget)

        http://www.solos-art.com

        If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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          remus
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          Cheers guys, just did a bit of pricing up, that helped as well.

          http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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            kwistenbiebel
            last edited by

            SLAP

            http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r3/kwistenbiebel1/slap.jpg

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              remus
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              Sounds pretty good. My plan was to buy a load (5-6 ish) cheap old pentium 4 comps with 3ghz processors. I reckon this would give you quite a bit of rendering power, even though each machine costs around 70 quid (about 90 euro, at a guess.)

              As for setup, i dont think its too hard to do with indigo, which would be my render engine of choice. I suppose the main difficulty with this plan would be putting enough ram in to each machine to be able to handle big renders 😉

              On a more rambling note, i think a lot of the power of a render farm is in the fact that it isnt doing anything else, so its pretty easy to set it going for a few days and then out pops a pimped put render.

              http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                solo
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                http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1871/slapzk0.gif

                http://www.solos-art.com

                If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                  chango70
                  last edited by

                  What about the ENVIRONMENT! 👊

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                  • R Offline
                    remus
                    last edited by

                    Who needs the environment when youve got a renderfarm 👍

                    http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                      chango70
                      last edited by

                      I agree

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                        david_h
                        last edited by

                        2485808424_4896e5ca8f.jpg

                        Can I get in on this?

                        If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                          remus
                          last edited by

                          Go for it 😄

                          http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                            kwistenbiebel
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                            😍
                            Actually I enjoy just the 'bitch slapping'. It doesn't happen every day one get's a free chance.

                            On topic: Cool idea, but you need to be technical one to get the network going.
                            On the Maxwell site was an interesting talk about buying 4 of the cheaper Dell quad core range (2.4 Ghz quadcores). You would end up with 16 cores at 2.4 Ghz for 2300 euro.
                            Not a bad price, but the electrical bill will be high.

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                              kwistenbiebel
                              last edited by

                              @chango70 said:

                              What about the ENVIRONMENT?

                              I repeat, slapping someone does NOT harm the enivronment 😄
                              (...as far as I know)

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                                remus
                                last edited by

                                Actually, a study has recently shown that the skin cells liberated from the slappes face significantly contribute to global warming 🎉

                                http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                  Stinkie
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                                  @kwistenbiebel said:

                                  Not a bad price, but the electrical bill will be high.

                                  You bet. I just had to pay € 800 ( $ 1267.93) extra! That's a lot of cash for a jobless pauper like me. 😄 I'm guessing many of you had similar experiences. 😉

                                  I've been dreaming of building my own Super Render Computer, though. Dunno how that's done, but hey, there's bound to be tutorials on the net. 💚

                                  Oh yeah:

                                  slap

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                                    remus
                                    last edited by

                                    When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

                                    http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                      boofredlay
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                                      http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2008/04/ronald-slap.jpg

                                      http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                        remus
                                        last edited by

                                        That was a proper 😆

                                        http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                          Stinkie
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                                          @remus said:

                                          When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

                                          No, I mean Super Render Computer: http://helmer.sfe.se/

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                                            remus
                                            last edited by

                                            Is that just a render farm but squeezed in to a single tower?

                                            oooh, and this looks good: http://helmer2.sfe.se/

                                            I hope he gets round to doing that one, although ive got a feeling its going to be pretty pricey if he builds as he describes, gonna have 24 9800 cards...

                                            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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