New joke...

tomsdesk

...hope it doesn't offend:

'Jesus is watching you.'

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his

flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he

picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,

disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus

is watching you.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his

flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his

head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out

so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he

heard, 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,

looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight

beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep,' the parrot confessed, and then squawked, 'I'm

just trying to warn you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world

are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people

would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

Stu

LOL Tom,
No, the only people you would offend would be Rottweiler owners.......and they deserve to be offended anyway

boofredlay

LOL, good one.

ilay7k

Mike Lucey