Today's horoscope...
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...mine:
SAGITTARIUS (*) You sparkle and feel up nearly any challenge. Tonight: Get ready to reverse gears.
(Yes...I suppose some back-peddling might be necessary :`)
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LOl.
Mine today.
Taurus
Test yourself today by walking around semi-nude. However, please be aware that semi-nude does not necessarily mean just clothed top-halves. Robots tend to have more luck than you at finding love. This week will see no alteration of that sad fact, however, it is possible that a robot may fall in love with you.
How sad I am!
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(Pete what's your source...much more detailed than mine: I like!)
I'm just back from the city pool...had to hit reverse earlier than tonight...someone pounding on the door...more later.
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Hmm, not sure actually I Googled 'funny horoscopes' and after a few results I found that one.
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