A Fun Little Game, Part the Third
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Granted, but you can't post such perversity here.
I wish Chuck Norris worked here, so he can roundhouse those who annoy us.
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Granted, but now he thinks YOU are annoying.
I wish i had a million dollars
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Granted, but its tied up in stocks of a rim tape company.
I wish i could go to glastonbury festival.
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Granted, but when you arrive, you find out it was last week.
I wish sometimes i could just "let go."
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Granted but now you have two broken legs.
I wish I had enough time to accomplish all I want to this week.
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Granted, you accomplish everything you wanted.... but sadly not what you needed.
I wish my client on current project would make up his mind and stop changing the plans every 5 minutes.
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Granted, but they settled on a god awful design that is doomed to failure.
I wish the radio stations in itunes where better organised.
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Granted but now all they offer is a highly organized collection of "The Girl From Impanema" by various artists.
I wish I could accomplish all that I need to this week.
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Granted, but by the time the weekend arrives, your so exhausted you can't enjoy it. And, before you know it, it is Monday....and you get to do it all over again.
I wish Eric didn't have to work so hard.
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Granted, but you offered to do all his projects for free.
I wish i was more able to enjoy my spare time.
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Granted, but all your spare time is 5 minutes.
I wish these wishes didn't have drawbacks
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Granted, but they have repurcussions instead.
I wish I could come up with an iron-clad wish.
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Granted, but then someone comes up with an iron clad response.
I wish there wasnt that weird transition period after you get out of bed where your not quite awake but your not quite asleep either.
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Granted, except now you will find other ingenious ways of kicking your shin / toes against furniture.
I wish clients would quit quibbling over fees.
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Granted, but they knocked you down to below your normal price.
I wish it would stop raining.
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Granted, but now it's hail.
I wish I hadn't been up 'til 3 AM.
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Granted, but you woke up at 3AM.
I wish i had some spare time to make a box to story my playing cards in.
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Granted but you can't open the box once its closed, you have to wait for the chosen one
I wish that Monday just gone, I could have looked round the Autodesk offices in Farnborough, Hampshire
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Granted, but they made you pay a subscription fee first.
I wish it would stop raining (again!)
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Granted, but you are stuck inside working on your portfolio while it is sunny and nice outside. By the time you done, it's started raining again.
I wish my kitchen window weren't leaking.
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