A Fun Little Game, Part the Third
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Granted, but you start to prematurely turn in to an overweight middle aged man with a 1st class mullet.
I wish i could render like a king.
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You can. Your rendering skills are equal to King Henry VIII.
I wish my head cold were gone right now.
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Granted, but now you have a terrible fever and now ur in the hospital.
I wish i could fly -
Granted, but you have to do it with your eyes shut.
I wish i could juggle 5 consistently and not feel like a cop out because i gained the skill overnight.
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granted, but now you are such an amazing jugler that every one is a fan of you and you have no time to yourself.
i wish my computer would have more memory and RAM so i could start rendering again.
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Granted, but it's the HAL 9000, and it keeps addressing you as Dave.
I wish I could afford a long distance vacation right now.
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granted, but you can only stay at a motel in a shady neighbourhood
i wish my full alowance would come sooner.
PS, if my computer was HAL, i would have alot more to worry about than it calling me "Dave"
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Granted, but your only allowed to spend it on male prostitutes and cheap souvenirs.
I wish i didnt have to worry about holiday finance.
p.s. i tink dave was one of the astronauts HAL tried to kill, thus the reference.
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Granted, you no longer have to worry about holiday finances, as holiday has been canceled for you. Starting tomorrow, you work 60 hours a week at McDonalds.
I wish the clock would magically advance three hours right now.
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Granted but you have to log vacation time for those 3 hours instead of getting paid.
I wish I had the money and time to learn how to fly an airplane.
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Granted, but u just got banned from flying an airplane for the rest of your life.
I wish i knew what to wish for
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Granted, but you can't post such perversity here.
I wish Chuck Norris worked here, so he can roundhouse those who annoy us.
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Granted, but now he thinks YOU are annoying.
I wish i had a million dollars
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Granted, but its tied up in stocks of a rim tape company.
I wish i could go to glastonbury festival.
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Granted, but when you arrive, you find out it was last week.
I wish sometimes i could just "let go."
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Granted but now you have two broken legs.
I wish I had enough time to accomplish all I want to this week.
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Granted, you accomplish everything you wanted.... but sadly not what you needed.
I wish my client on current project would make up his mind and stop changing the plans every 5 minutes.
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Granted, but they settled on a god awful design that is doomed to failure.
I wish the radio stations in itunes where better organised.
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Granted but now all they offer is a highly organized collection of "The Girl From Impanema" by various artists.
I wish I could accomplish all that I need to this week.
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Granted, but by the time the weekend arrives, your so exhausted you can't enjoy it. And, before you know it, it is Monday....and you get to do it all over again.
I wish Eric didn't have to work so hard.
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