CHUCK NORRIS
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
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chuck norris=bad ass -
And he does hip-hop SCF style!!
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That's great Pete!It reminds me of that animated queer Spiderman that floated around on the web some years ago.
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Amazing.
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'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'
That one actually is true
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Bad ass
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@chuck norris said:
'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'
That one actually is true
So, like a gallon of milk without "upchucking"
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Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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best thread EVER
pav
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@archi rag said:
Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled!
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@kwistenbiebel said:
@archi rag said:
Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled!
dude, we all were.
by the time you realise what is happening, it's too late.pav
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Chuck Norris is one of the brother of Jean-Claude Van Damme
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No helmet... enough said!
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Chuck norris doesnt have to say anything, but people still talk about him all the time, he's that good.
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funny
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yes, he's funny too.
not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...
he he
pav
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@pav_3j said:
yes, he's funny too.
not that you would ever laugh in his presence, you could try but you'd be dead after the first ha...
he he
pav
there are a few sites with this stuff on it
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