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    • david_hD Offline
      david_h
      last edited by

      I am reminded of the wisdom of the Great Ralph Wiggam. . .

      Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!ralph-wiggum.gif

      If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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        guite
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        @frederik said:

        Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?;)

        Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
        Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
        Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing nightgowns?
        Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

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        • P Offline
          pav_3j
          last edited by

          @unknownuser said:

          @frederik said:

          Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

          i can actually answer this one.

          because it isn't spelt O-N-E-T-Y O-N-E, it's spelt E-L-E-V-E-N
          and thus prounouncing it this way would make no sense...

          he he

          pav

          (i await people posting words that aren't spelt the way are pronounced!)

          Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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          • R Offline
            remus
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            Rhino...

            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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            • P Offline
              PeterCharles
              last edited by

              Rhino, a shortened form of rhinoceros.
              An animal well know for being the richest in the world!

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              • Mike LuceyM Offline
                Mike Lucey
                last edited by

                WELCOME STEVE.

                Good to see you are up and running Steve, Avatar and all. I'm
                still here in Mountain View but not for much longer. Heading
                back in a couple of hours.

                Mike

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                • plot-parisP Offline
                  plot-paris
                  last edited by

                  names of English cities that are pronounced in a funny way:

                  Gloucester ("Gloster")
                  Leicester...
                  Woocester...

                  Edinburgh ("Edinburuh")

                  all trap holes for foreigners... ๐Ÿ˜•

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                  • StinkieS Offline
                    Stinkie
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                    Let's not forget names of dishes: "spotted (....)".

                    I don't eat food that makes me think about Michael Jackson's nether regions.

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                    • J Offline
                      Jackson
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                      The Scots are notorius for such shibboleths- try asking for directions to Kirkcaldy, Culross or Milngavie at Glasgow Central Station- you'll need to pronounce them Kur-kaw-day, Koo-russ, Mull-gai and Glezzga Centrull to sound anything like a local.

                      Jackson

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                      • Alan FraserA Offline
                        Alan Fraser
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                        @unknownuser said:

                        Let's not forget names of dishes: "spotted (....)".

                        I don't eat food that makes me think about Michael Jackson's nether regions.

                        I guess that rules out Toad in the Hole as well, then? ๐Ÿ˜‰

                        3D Figures
                        Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                        You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                          pav_3j
                          last edited by

                          @alan fraser said:

                          @unknownuser said:

                          Let's not forget names of dishes: "spotted (....)".

                          I don't eat food that makes me think about Michael Jackson's nether regions.

                          I guess that rules out Toad in the Hole as well, then? ๐Ÿ˜‰

                          and chipolatas.

                          he he

                          pav

                          Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                            SteveCox
                            last edited by

                            Thanks, Mike. I have been having fun exploring this site. May even start a "thread" (if that's the right term). You will remember our conversation regarding the topic. Hope you have a good flight and enjoy touring New York.

                            Steve

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