New Joke Thread...

[tomsdesk]

Grandpa, who worked away from home all week, always made a
special effort with his family on the weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a
drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel
like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that
she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little
girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh yes, PaPa' the girl
replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or
lousy shit head anywhere we went today!'

[Joe Wood]

If you can't decipher anything pull up the corners of you eyes like you were Chinese.

[juju]

Microsoft Vista source code leak...

[cb2]

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a bit self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he
asked the audience for total silence. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands,
a child in Africa dies." A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet...

"Well, stop doin' it then, ya evil bastard!"