Re: Some Funny Pics.

remus

Now on sale: genuine torn jeans, a bargain at $150!! just contact remus'_cheap_jeans@hotmail.co.uk for more details!!

Gaieus

Nay Remus, I really doubt your jeans look exactly like those above. Especially when youare wearing them.

Frederik

I'm sure someone in here would be interested...

flipya

Not a bad price... I love the 'unmarked bills, come alone' part

Daniel

"porn has never touched this machine"

david_h

would he admit it if it had. .. . ?

Eeeewwww!

solo

@unknownuser said:

would he admit it if it had. .. . ?

What!?? 62GB of porn not a selling point these days?

boofredlay

thomthom

I want that fire extinguisher!!

...I'm having problems finding the proper mentos these says. I just find those coated so they do not react...

Stinkie

I'm doing my taxes tomorrow.

Rich O Brien

@unknownuser said:

I'm doing my taxes tomorrow.

Stinkie

Sorry! Considerably shorter clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtxUdbNKpK0

I thoroughly recommend the Black Books dvd's. Top stuff. Moran, Bailey and, what's her name, Greig?, do a great job.

Dave R

"Embedding Disabled by Request. Watch on Youtube."

It's a nice picture though.

d12dozr

I guess I'll eat my words
Here's the link.

d12dozr

Just trying out Jim's magic YouTube link maker...now nobody has an excuse for just posting a Youtube link rather than the video

[flash=480,385:3l1ayfyy]http://www.youtube.com/v/DHTcVftG7jM[/flash:3l1ayfyy]

Edit: Here's one that does work
[flash=480,385:3l1ayfyy]http://www.youtube.com/v/CSG807d3P-U[/flash:3l1ayfyy]

remus

Gaieus

@unknownuser said:

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Here a ot of National Geograophic content is blocked. A real shame!

dale

I know it's not a picture as such, but it paints a grizzly one for me

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.. (wtf!)

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

d12dozr

Stinkie

"Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)"

His or her parents should be proud; I know I would be.