A fun little game.
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Granted, you have twins but you give birth to them, not your wife.
I wish I were independently wealthy.
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Granted, but everyone else is 'more' wealthy so you still feel poor.
I wish I could understand why the Boo wants more kids.
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Granted, you get a copy of 'lord of the flies'
I wish i knew how long this thread will last.
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Granted, forever, and you now can think of nothing else besides this thread.
I wish I could program my script faster.
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Granted, but you will be so fast you'll have trouble stopping.
I wish Crest would make Sushi-flavored toothpaste.
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Granted, but Crest goes out of business and everyone blames you.
I wish my girlfriend didn't want it so much...
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Granted, now she never wants it
I wish there were more girls like your girlfriend
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Granted but then all would be lesbians (soorry girls
)I wish there weren't bugs in SU
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Granted...but they just grew into something called "censored"!
I wish my cat's breath didn't smell like Ross' Crest.
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Granted. Now you like your cat's breath and can't get enough.
I wish for a maid.
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granted but the maid is a cross dressing 40 stone former docker called Ray, who is clumsy and breaks stuff.
I wish I could find the true sole of the internet. Is it just porn and this forum?
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Granted, Hugh Hefner has just bought Sketchup. He plans to release SU version 6.9 very soon, probably prematurely.
I wish my back would stop hurting.
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Granted. The cure is removal of your spine. You are now a human slinky.
I wish all my clients have unlimited budgets and give me complete design freedom.
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Granted but all your designs look like a Dr. Seuss nightmare and all your clients live in Antarctica.
I wish I never had to wash my truck again.
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Granted. Congratulations, you are now in the Guiness Book of World Records for having the World's dirtiest truck.
I wish I would win all the world-wide architectural awards for my "poetic and inspiring" Doctor Suess architecture in Antarctica.
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Granted but Dr. Seuss' estate sues you and you are completely discredited around the world.
I wish I had a degree in Architecture.
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Granted, but it is from the University of Antarctica, which is in one of my Dr. Suess buildings and isn't accredited.
I wish there really was such a thing as a holodeck, and I could hook SU to it.
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Granted... but since I don't know what Holodeck is, you are out of luck
I wish I could create animations like Paul.
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Granted. All your animations are of a man who looks like Paul
I wish I could stop wondering over to sketchucation and concentrate on my work more.
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Granted, now you are employed by Sketchucation.
I wish I could invent "The next big thing".
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