A fun little game.

jenujacob

granted.. but all ur fingers would be burnt from all the friction and u would have to use ur tongue or nose to type!!!

ummm.... i wish there were more smiley icons for SCF!!!

Tobobo

Granted
so therefor reading threads would be impossible

I wish that I could go to the Gym more often

SchreiberBike

Granted. You become a body builder and your muscles are so big that you can no longer reach a keyboard with both hands at the same time.

I wish for a faster graphics processor. (And I wish to see this thread and others on the new board, so I don't have to exist in two different places.)

Gaieus

Granted but now your whole system and hardware configuration cannot keep up with your graphics.

I wish it wouldn't be me who is transferring this topic...

architectboy

Granted, but the person that it was assigned to didn't do his job and this topic is no more.

I wish that one of my friends was as strong and as fast as me, I need some competition.

Daniel

Granted, but a man your age making friends with first graders just aint right!

I wish this thread would go on forever!

Steven Johnson

Granted, but, as forever is a concept and not an actual duration of time you have killed this thread. Way to go.

I wish I could get "money for nothin' and chicks for free."

SchreiberBike

Granted, but now you gotta move those refrigerators and you gotta move those color tvs.

I wish I didn't have to work on boring accounting software.

Tobobo

Granted the software is no longer boring, but the boringness has been displaced to SU and now we all get bored using it. Thank very much Mate!

I wish that I could have Cheese and Marmite paninis for free

Daniel

Granted, but to offset the cost of providing them free, the restaurant is charging an exhorbitant cover charge, so you really haven't gained anything.

I wish Toby wouldn't look so mean in his avatar.

(perhaps we should hold off posting on here until Gaieus has moved the thread to the new forum; each additional post is that much more work for him)

boofredlay

Granted, Toby does not look mean, he is constipated.

I wish there were an easier way to copy threads across to the new board.

(It would be nice to hold off on replies here. Which ever of the mods who moves the content in the Corner Bar will undoubtedly be cursing this one. Whoever started this should get a lashing with... oh yeah.
We can edit these comments out later.)

Gaieus

OT announcement:
Please, continue here.

Thanks...