A fun little game.
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Granted, just don't ask where it came from.
I wish the Half-Live Orange Box would come out early.
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Granted, but the day before you pick your copy up your mouse mat turns into sandpaper, your mouse turns into kindling and your finger tips turn into matches in a genetic laboratory "incident".
I wish I didn't have to sleep... ever.
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Granted, but soon you want to sleep, and you can't.
I wish I had more time every day.
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Granted but now there are only 6 days a week and you have to work 5.
I wish I could read minds.
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Granted, but you can't shut off all the noise.
I wish I could type with more fingers.
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Granted, but from now on all computer keyboards have only one key.
I wish it was tomorrow (I'm going to Sweden on holiday
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Granted, but the weather will be Scottish
I wish I could have a holiday now
Anssi
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Granted... you are fired.
I wish I were Superman.
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Granted. You just have to wear this Red Cryptonite vest
I wish upon a star
Anssi
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Granted...pity you incinerate before finishing your wish.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted but I misheard and grant you a world of peas
I wish I was in a band
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Granted, but the rubber bands are cutting off your circulation.
I wish I weren't tone deaf.
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Granted but the rest of the world now is.
I wish I had a new stapler.
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Granted, but due to a Baloon accident you go missing and never found..
I wish I could address all my wishes to a genie and not a computer.
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Granted but the postal service returns them as undeliverable.
I wish I had another beer.
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Mee too...
(well, that was off-topic)
So here're my "real" lines:
Granted but it's Coors Light (like making love in a canoe...)
I wish winter was something like last year (here at least)
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Granted, but it will always be winter.
I wish I had x-ray vision.
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Granted, but you have to wear lead goggles.
I wish you would grow a third eye in the middle of your forehead.
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Granted...wow!!! I granted your wish for me, and it has night vision, thank you, thank you....
I wish you had another case of beers....
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Granted, but you'll have to keep me in beer for the rest of my life.
I wish this game was real.
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