A fun little game.
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Granted, but all the music on your new Zune is sung by Barney (the big purple dinosaur) and friends.
I wish I knew why Ross looks so surprised in his avatar.
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Granted but don't tell the rest of us, we don't want to know.
I wish I had a laptop.
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Granted, it has 1 kb of hard drive space, a 1 by 1 inch screen, and no internet connection.
@gaieus said:
I wish Darrel's script worked (and I hadn't overwritten my previous version with this new one - see attached image Smile)
Granted, just wait a week or two.
I wish that this computer started up faster.
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granted but now everything else is slow
i wish i knew why i was playing this game
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Granted, but you then wish that you didn't know and that got granted to.
I wish I had a better palm pilot.
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granted, and with new technology it is now the size of your fingernail and you have to have a flat surface to project the image on to "touch Screen", most of the time this is on your girls...um...back.
I wish I had an "Draw Auto House" button on my computer.
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Granted, but the auto houses that your computer draws meet the needs of the automobiles, but none of the needs of your clients. You go broke because the autos won't pay.
I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.
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@schreiberbike said:
I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.
Granted, but by me granting you this wish you new job has actually been created by a grant, therefore causing a rift in time and space and the earth implodes leaving only a small poodle floating in space, which then explodes and now you feel horrible.
I wish I could better estimate my time needed to model a new project.
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Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.
I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.
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Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.
I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.
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Granted, but you become drunk and keep wishing for more, and each wish is granted, leading to a never-ending downward spiral of inebriation.
I wish I had ice cream for dinner.
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so go to 31 flavors, the inebriation thing sounds better.
I wiah I had some help
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Granted, it's help with spelling.
I wish I didn't have as much schoolwork to do every day.
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Granted but then you remain undereducated in all your life and need to do inferior jobs...
I wish I didn't have to go to work now (and work extra hours in the afternoon).
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Granted. You can go to work in the evening and work all night
I wish my mailbox wouldn't be always chock full with silly adverts
Anssi
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Granted. Now it will be full of boring adverts.
Wish I didn't have to work all weekend.
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Granted, you are spending your weekend with me nursing conjunctivitis.
I wish I had not inadvertently passed on my pink eye to my 7.5 months old son.
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Granted -- you did it on purpose! I hope you both get well soon.
I wish I hadn't written that "on purpose" thing. I don't want Guite feeling worse.
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Granted, but now your grant fell apart and you need to re-grant his wish.
I wish that Christmas was sooner.
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Granted but it's only sooner for you so no-one else ralizes it and you get no presents at all.
I wish I weren't so lazy to go down for a(nother) beer!
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