A fun little game.
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granted, but you no longer have any clients, or any work.
I wish women were easier to understand.
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Granted,women are replaced with SU. Hmm strange how not many women contribute to this forum.
I wish I could justify starting my working day by playing this game.
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Granted, get to work an hour early and get to it.
I wish that mouse had not used my left jobsite boot as a bathroom.
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Granted, instead it used the right one.
I wish I never had to sleep (unless I wanted to), had a choice of how many hours I work in a week, made at least 20 dollars an hour, had no taxes, and everything else in my life stayed the same.
(good luck with that)
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Granted. You don't have to sleep. But you die from exhaustion after a week, so the rest is moot.
I wish I had today off, with pay.
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Granted, but now you have to work all weekend without pay.
I wish I wasn't so tired today.
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Granted, but now you are awake 23.5hrs everyday
I wish I could stop following this post (cracking me up)
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Granted, but now you have to stay up 23.5 hrs a day with me.
I wish I was done with my work so I could go play.
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Granted, but you have nowhere to go
I wish rubber chickens could fly
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Granted, but now rubber chickens are being shot and killed for their rubber and made into clothing.
I wish society wasn't so concerned with my life.
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Granted, but now your name is Ricky Martin
I wish rubber chicken skin was in fashion
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Oh my gawd, me too...so yeah...granted! But now you can never take it off.
I wish I could see to the outskits of the universe.
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Granted, but all you find is suburban sprawl and super Walmarts (yep, even in space - Walmart is EVERYWHERE!)
I wish celebrity deathmatch were real.
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Hahaha...hell yea! Granted, but you are now famous.
I wish I could go back in time like Bill and Ted.
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Granted, dude. But now you like have to speak like they did and stuff for the rest of your entire life and like no one will take you seriously. Bummer, dude.
I wish chocolate was non-fattening and good for you.
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That's like totally granted dude, but chocolate now tastes like grape nuts.
I wish I could stop and start time.
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Granted, but the side effect for anyone who stops and starts time is impotence.
I wish grape nuts tasted like milk chocolate.
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Granted, but it only comes in baker's chocolate.
I wish SpongeBob was real and I could visit Bikini Bottom.
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Granted, you've now visited their bikini bottoms...
I wish my kids wouldn't fight so much
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Um, I think something ate their bikini bottoms, I don't see them. However, granted your kids don't fight anymore, but you are blessed with 18 more and they now run the house.
I wish life was as simple as wishing something up like this.
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