"Interesting" horoscope...

[tomsdesk]

...honest, straight out of yesterday's paper:

Sagittaruis (nov22-dec21)
Prioritize, as you may have lost your mind. You could be scattered, impulsively going from one direction to another. Tonight: Happy at home.

Looking forward to today's!

[boofredlay]

Reminds me of this picture.

[Shaun Tennant]

Tom,
that almost describes your compositions!

[boofredlay]

LoL. I spit my drink

[John Sayers]

I thought Sagittarians were like that all the time