Dear developer

[andybot]

This is just too amusing/wry not to share! I had the pleasure of being tangential to this particular communique. It's nice when a sub has some actual leverage for a little bit
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@unknownuser said:

Dear Developer,

I can appreciate your sense of urgency on this pricing for the [product].

I need you to appreciate [my company's] urgency regarding getting paid for [previous project]. Last time we met face to face, you promised within 24hrs you would let me know when to expect payment and that the payment would come [within a week]. As far as I know we have not yet received payment. [two weeks later]

I am dropping everything right now to get you pricing for the [product]. I respectfully ask if you can do the same regarding payment [for my work on the other project] and place it in the mail today.

We really like working with you on these fun and interesting projects and look forward to many in the future!

Best Regards,

Product supplier & installer

[JQL]

This is great but the actual [identifying info redacted] would be (Oh!) so much more juicy!