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    • R Offline
      Ross Macintosh
      last edited by

      I'll start with my first entry...

      "Go ahead - Pull my finger"
      "No pull mine"
      "No pull both of mine before I explode"

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        Teezer
        last edited by

        "Rock!"
        "Scissors!"
        "Uuhh.. Stick?"

        Real life is just another website, albeit a rather boring one.

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          Stinkie
          last edited by

          @ross macintosh said:

          If you win but are too frightened to give me your postal address, don't worry. I will eat the fish for you and send the postcard to the White House in Washington.

          I haven't managed to come up with a caption yet, but I would like to point out I find the above extremely thoughtful and gentlemanlike. 👍

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            solo
            last edited by

            ....and now they are down to only three candidates for 'dedicated drunk driver'.

            http://www.solos-art.com

            If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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              Dave R
              last edited by

              "One more for the road."
              "I'll also have one more...for the...hic...road."
              "Ah, what the hell. Gimme two. He's driving"

              Etaoin Shrdlu

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                pav_3j
                last edited by

                hands up those who have posted in my projects and WIPs, despite knowing it was a waste of time and bandwidth?

                sorry, couldn't resist.

                Pav

                Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                  bellwells
                  last edited by

                  "Everyone ready to leave?"
                  "No, I have to go number 1"
                  "And I have to go number 2"

                  Ron

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                  • L Offline
                    linea
                    last edited by

                    "Push-pull is the one with the arrow on"

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                    • soloS Offline
                      solo
                      last edited by

                      It's an age old Hungarian drinking game where good friends get together and pick their noses, the person with the biggest booger then nominates anyone at the table to down a drink. Csaba looks a little wasted, that's because he picked all the good ones on the way to the pub.

                      http://www.solos-art.com

                      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                        Stu
                        last edited by

                        Eh..Pete..Really!!

                        http://www.landesign.com.au

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                        • soloS Offline
                          solo
                          last edited by

                          Yeah, it's in bad taste... I got nothing 😆

                          http://www.solos-art.com

                          If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                            Jackson
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                            "Here we see a traditional Hungarian scene, a lively debate in one of the country's many hostelries, culminating in a ballot to determine whether it was a good idea or not to order pints of vodka for all those present. As usual the Pozsárkó twins are in agreement and register an emphatic "YES!""

                            (Seriously Csaba, what is that you're all drinking? It looks suspiciously like...... water 😮 )

                            Jackson

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                              Gaieus
                              last edited by

                              Nice one, Rossy Baby... 😉
                              At the end,I will tell you what it exactly was about 😄

                              @jackson said:

                              (Seriously Csaba, what is that you're all drinking? It looks suspiciously like...... water 😮 )

                              It's actually wine and water ("soda" water). Very nice during the hot summer days. 👍

                              Gai...

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                                Ross Macintosh
                                last edited by

                                Of-camera Waiter: "Last Call! Who wants another girlie drink?"
                                Csaba: "One more for me & my pink panties!"
                                Friend Number One: "One more for me - I've got a g-string!"
                                Friend Number Two: "Better make mine a double! - I'm going commando!"

                                Friend in White T-shirt: far too busy thinking about that g-string to place an order.

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                                  solo
                                  last edited by

                                  Csaba may not have gotten a VIP invite to the 'last supper', but he sure as hell did not miss the 'last piss-up'


                                  http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7203/csabadrunkssj7.jpg

                                  http://www.solos-art.com

                                  If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                    Gaieus
                                    last edited by

                                    Ah, the Panthokrator! 😄

                                    Gai...

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                                      fella77
                                      last edited by

                                      "Who at this table is wearing womans undergarments..raise your hand, and indicate how many pieces you are wearing" 😮

                                      Progress (about ¼% done)

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                                        Double Espresso
                                        last edited by

                                        Did you hear about the Hungarian Archeologist who went to a bar and left the place in ruins.

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                                          bellwells
                                          last edited by

                                          @teezer said:

                                          "Rock!"
                                          "Scissors!"
                                          "Uuhh.. Stick?"

                                          So far, this is my favorite. Good one Terry.

                                          Ron

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                                            Daniel
                                            last edited by

                                            Five rounds of beer with your friends in your favorite bar: $100
                                            Digital camera: $130
                                            Having your drunken picture posted on the Sketchucation Forum: Priceless

                                            My avatar is an anachronism.

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