Fun little game: Part Deux (Oct 10, 2007)
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Kevin, the tea boy, has been recruited by SCF who heard of his skills (tea making etc), to hunt down the SU snobs and covert them to the way of the force blue axis. (Apologies for the bad joke). Kevin's first day was....
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...horrible. He had eaten some bad clams the night before and spent most of his first day vomiting, not always in the bathroom. In fear of losing his title as the Office Tea Boy (whatever that is) Kevin suddenly...
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...succumbed to his anxiety. His arms flailing in the air, Kevin the office tea boy (whatever that is) ran screaming from the building, when he ran into Toby, who was on his way to Wembley to watch the National Forensic League debate.
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Toby beat the crap out of him for bumping into him with a vomit stained shirt. So much so that an ambulance had to be called. Toby however was not charged with assault as Kevin is a good natured office tea boy (whatever that is) and told Toby he had every right to do so.
If you wish to give Kevin a visit he is on the third floor of... -
...the Earl Grey Memorial Hospital, in the Darjeerling Wing.
Unbeknownst to Kevin the Office Tea Boy (whatever that is), across the street, in the unmarked, rather plain (on purpose) building, is the Hall of Sketches, the secret lair of the Secret Society of the Sketchucation Seven.
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Otherwise known as S4.
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The uber-sketchuppers were fearlessly modeling their secret weapon, er I mean project, when they noticed the night sky was light up with the sketchup signal.
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It was Kevin, puting out the call sign. His plan was...
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...to somehow get even with Toby for beating him up.
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Just as Kevin was plotting his revenge, Guite came to visit him in the hospital. They talked and Guite introduced Kevin into a fun little game. This was when......
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....he saw a woman. A familiar looking woman. She was standing oddly, with her leg bnt, her arm bent and hand on her hip. She was holding a martini glass. Kevin the office tea boy (whatever that is) grew paler than he already was and started to trmble, for it suddenly dawned on him who she was....she was MARTINA (remember her?)!!!!
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The realisation hit our plucky tea boy that he was dreaming in SU. He suddenly awoke in a cold sweat at home in his parents basement. "Phew it was all a dream" said Kevin.
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Having been dreaming of women in SU, our office tea boy (whatever that is) went straight to the computer and began modeling a . . . .
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a tea cup (he has a one track mind). After spending five hours modeling his tea cup, Kevin the office tea boy (whatever that is) decided to take a break before modeling the saucer, and decided to click on the sketchucation website. There he noticed the Corner Bar for the first time. Thinking it had to do with drinks, therefor tea too, Kevin the office tea boy (whatever that is) clicked on it and...
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....found his life being narrated before his very eyes. He was a little upset that his profession was not recognised by a few of the members
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Meanwhile, in the Hall of Sketches.....
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the leaders of the movement settled down for a nice cup of tea. Fortunately, they had a nicely drawn model of a cup, but no model of tea. SU experts all, they quickly . . . .
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...called Ross for a nice blend of Rooibos. Always the gentelman that he is he shows up with plenty for all. The water is boiling, the tea is steeping when suddenly...
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they collectively hit themselves on the forehead and say "I could have had a V-8!"
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and with the head slaps and spontaneous eruption of laughter, Kevin the tea boy shockingly realized he wasn't alone. He wasn't really in his parent's basement. Confused, he wondered if perhaps he was still dreaming. He looked down at his half-empty cup of rooibos tea. Was spiked with something? With trepidation he surveyed his surroundings. In the suspicious depth of field blur that surrounded him he realized where he was and who these half-dressed people were; but, he had no idea of how he got there. He was...
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