A fun little game.
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Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.
I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.
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Granted, but you become drunk and keep wishing for more, and each wish is granted, leading to a never-ending downward spiral of inebriation.
I wish I had ice cream for dinner.
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so go to 31 flavors, the inebriation thing sounds better.
I wiah I had some help
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Granted, it's help with spelling.
I wish I didn't have as much schoolwork to do every day.
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Granted but then you remain undereducated in all your life and need to do inferior jobs...
I wish I didn't have to go to work now (and work extra hours in the afternoon).
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Granted. You can go to work in the evening and work all night
I wish my mailbox wouldn't be always chock full with silly adverts
Anssi
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Granted. Now it will be full of boring adverts.
Wish I didn't have to work all weekend.
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Granted, you are spending your weekend with me nursing conjunctivitis.
I wish I had not inadvertently passed on my pink eye to my 7.5 months old son.
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Granted -- you did it on purpose! I hope you both get well soon.
I wish I hadn't written that "on purpose" thing. I don't want Guite feeling worse.
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Granted, but now your grant fell apart and you need to re-grant his wish.
I wish that Christmas was sooner.
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Granted but it's only sooner for you so no-one else ralizes it and you get no presents at all.
I wish I weren't so lazy to go down for a(nother) beer!
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Granted, But now you're to lazy to open the bottle.
I wish that putting books under pillows actually sent the information in them to your brain.
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Granted, all those playboys you have under your pillow is now deeply rooted in your brain.
I wish You would now share them with us.
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Granted, , there you go, I have shared all of them that I have, that is none.
I wish that I had a program that automatically made scripts and programs.
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Granted, your brain can now make scripts and programs with no input from outside sources. On a related note, your scripts and programs no longer produce anything but error messages.
I wish I could eliminate world hunger.
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Granted, but the way that you are able to do it is through complete self-sacrifice, and the day after you die (from starvation) everyone relying on you gets hungry again.
I wish that all viruses, bugs, spy ware, etc. Would vanish and never come back so that I didn't have to have any huge programs to keep them of of my computer.
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Granted, but millions of people around the world, formerly employed by companies that combat such things, are now unemployed. It has a domino effect on the global economy. Google goes bankrupt. There will be no more SketchUp. I hope your satisfied, mister!
I wish one of my contractors would just do all changes for free, so I wouldn't have to deal with his change order proposals.
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Granted, but now he is making hundreds of change orders and implementing them for free withought asking or telling you.
I wish that I did not feel obligated to keep this game going. Why do I, anyway?
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Granted, you start feeling obligated to keep This Game going and start to monopolize the game and upsetting all who have joy in stupid little games like this. Feeling guilty you get a nervous tick in your mouse controlling hand and are told by your doctor that you can never use a computer again.
I wish my vacation would have lasted longer.
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Granted, but whle on vacation your office decides to get rid of all computer programs and go back to DataCAD.....and only DataCAD.
I wish my eye would stop bouncing around. It's giving me a headache.
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