A fun little game.
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Granted, but you get a nasty skin infection from the cat and the jealousy from the women soon is replaced with even more loathing than usual. Shunned by your coworkers & society you decide to live a feral lifestyle like the cat. You move into a cardboard box at the park and spend your days up in a tree.
I wish I could invent a stapler that preformed flawlessly (just the way staplers are supposed to work but rarely do).
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@ross macintosh said:
I wish I could invent a stapler that preformed flawlessly (just the way staplers are supposed to work but rarely do).
Granted, but as soon as you acquire one paper becomes obsolete.
I wish my wife were able to read in the car like me and not get motion sick
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Granted, but sadly your reading while driving causes many accidents. Together you win an award for being the worst drivers in America. You even beat out the drivers who 'text' on their cellphones, the ones who put on makeup, and the ones who watch porn dvd's all while driving.
I wish the boo would change that avatar with the cat. It's creeping me out!
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Granted, but he changes it to this....which causes you even more emotional distress.
I wish I could get paid for sketchupping all day.
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Granted but it only lasts a week as you get hunted down and shamed publically for posting that picture above, you lose you job and have to use Datacad for the remainder of your career.
I wish I did not have to wait until next summer to see a new episode of Burn Notice.
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Granted, you get to 'see' it but not hear it. You'll have to lip-read all the dialogue.
I wish all kids a happy life.
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Granted but then I'll have to confess I'm still a kid.
I wish you had the guts to do the same!
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Granted he does, I do, we all do but then we come back to reality and have to own up to our responsibility and forget our child like ways again. (Sorry for the downer)
I wish I could make up my mind on which digital camera I want to buy.
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Granted - you come to realize you don't really need a new digital camera and the urges you had for getting a new one soon pass. In fact you realize you don't need any 'stuff' when you have your family, people you care about and who care about you. All the material possession 'stuff' just take attention from what really matters.
I wish I could take my own advice.
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Granted but the way you can is to get deprived of all your "stuff".
I wish I could finish this paper I haven't even been able to start yet.
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Granted, but as you finished it before you started it has no introduction or discussion, just a conclusion which doesn't make sense.
I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.
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Granted. And the entire thread disappears into a puff of logical smoke. You are blamed for taking away our fun and creativity and you are haunted by the thread's ghost - always denying your wishes.
I wish for a time machine.
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Granted but it only takes one person 3 seconds into the future then vanishes in an illogical puff of smoke.
I wish flying cars were commonplace.
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Granted, but you soon see the error of your wish when everytime you look up you see the underside of countless automobiles.
I wish I could stay away from this thread for a day. Bye Bye....see you Wednesday.
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Granted, but the excitement of searching Google Earth for flying cars
is gone. Thousands of Google Earth fans are disappointed.
I wish for a copy of AutoCad.
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@schreiberbike said:
I wish for a copy of AutoCad.
Granted but you get caught for using it for commercial use and have to pay twice the amount for a single licence copy in fines.
@daniel said:
I wish I could stay away from this thread for a day. Bye Bye....see you Wednesday.
Um... granted.
I wish the city would hurry up and fix my front yard after digging it up for their water leak.
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@unknownuser said:
I wish the city would hurry up and fix my front yard after digging it up for their water leak.
Granted. The city has decided the best way to fix the water leak is to install a catch basin in your back yard, right where your kids swingset is now.
I wish I had a job I could love with customers who love me and everything I do.
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Granted but you dispise your customers to no end. So much so that you eventually quit and start a computer virus that shuts down any site referring to anything happy.
I wish my grass would cut itself.
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Granted, but you have to build a small guillotine for every blade to do it.
I wish my project would do itself.
Anssi
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Granted but your project is to design a mini guillotine for cutting grass and who would pay for something like that. Even though the project "did itself" you have to take a loss.
I wish our office laser printer did not streak.
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