A fun little game.
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Granted, but as you finished it before you started it has no introduction or discussion, just a conclusion which doesn't make sense.
I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.
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Granted. And the entire thread disappears into a puff of logical smoke. You are blamed for taking away our fun and creativity and you are haunted by the thread's ghost - always denying your wishes.
I wish for a time machine.
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Granted but it only takes one person 3 seconds into the future then vanishes in an illogical puff of smoke.
I wish flying cars were commonplace.
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Granted, but you soon see the error of your wish when everytime you look up you see the underside of countless automobiles.
I wish I could stay away from this thread for a day. Bye Bye....see you Wednesday.
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Granted, but the excitement of searching Google Earth for flying cars
is gone. Thousands of Google Earth fans are disappointed.
I wish for a copy of AutoCad.
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@schreiberbike said:
I wish for a copy of AutoCad.
Granted but you get caught for using it for commercial use and have to pay twice the amount for a single licence copy in fines.
@daniel said:
I wish I could stay away from this thread for a day. Bye Bye....see you Wednesday.
Um... granted.
I wish the city would hurry up and fix my front yard after digging it up for their water leak.
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@unknownuser said:
I wish the city would hurry up and fix my front yard after digging it up for their water leak.
Granted. The city has decided the best way to fix the water leak is to install a catch basin in your back yard, right where your kids swingset is now.
I wish I had a job I could love with customers who love me and everything I do.
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Granted but you dispise your customers to no end. So much so that you eventually quit and start a computer virus that shuts down any site referring to anything happy.
I wish my grass would cut itself.
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Granted, but you have to build a small guillotine for every blade to do it.
I wish my project would do itself.
Anssi
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Granted but your project is to design a mini guillotine for cutting grass and who would pay for something like that. Even though the project "did itself" you have to take a loss.
I wish our office laser printer did not streak.
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Granted because nodody should ever have to see a naked laser printer run by.
I wish I had endless beer on tap here at home so I'd never have to buy bottles ever again. (Cans aren't sold on my Island).
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Granted, but it only comes in the form of those "construction" hats with the hoses to drink from.
I wish my ears would stop ringing so loud...I can't hear anything!!
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Granted but then everybody around you starts talkin' really soft which annoys you even further.
I wish I could come over to Ross' place for a bottle or three.
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Granted, but the bottle or three are empty.
I wish i could turn on the TV without seeing a commercial with Peyton Manning in it.
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Granted. Now when you turn on the TV all you see are commercials with Danny and Erik Ainge.
I wish I lived in Knoxville again.
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Granted, but everyone moves away when they realize that you are there again and the place becomes a ghost town.
I wish someone would respond to my post before I leave tonight.
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Granted, but it crashed my computer and everyone else's and now your effort to help us has resulted in great pain.
I wish I could write a ruby script.
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Granted but all you can script is to draw a single line.
I wish Darrel's script worked (and I hadn't overwritten my previous version with this new one - see attached image
)
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Granted, but it works too well...it works on EVERYTHING you do in SU, whether you want it to or not.
I wish I wasn't so detail oriented (sometimes).
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Granted but now that you can only see the 'big picture' you have to be promoted to 'upper management' because you can no longer produce any work. Seeing the big picture as you do, you find life at the top very pointless and consider suicide. You spend most of your waking moments wishing you were once again detail oriented.
I wish my lawn tractor hadn't ran out of gas. The lawn is only half mowed (Oh the inhumanity!) and I haven't had time to go get more gas.
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