A fun little game.
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Granted, but you have nowhere to go
I wish rubber chickens could fly
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Granted, but now rubber chickens are being shot and killed for their rubber and made into clothing.
I wish society wasn't so concerned with my life.
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Granted, but now your name is Ricky Martin
I wish rubber chicken skin was in fashion
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Oh my gawd, me too...so yeah...granted! But now you can never take it off.
I wish I could see to the outskits of the universe.
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Granted, but all you find is suburban sprawl and super Walmarts (yep, even in space - Walmart is EVERYWHERE!)
I wish celebrity deathmatch were real.
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Hahaha...hell yea! Granted, but you are now famous.
I wish I could go back in time like Bill and Ted.
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Granted, dude. But now you like have to speak like they did and stuff for the rest of your entire life and like no one will take you seriously. Bummer, dude.
I wish chocolate was non-fattening and good for you.
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That's like totally granted dude, but chocolate now tastes like grape nuts.
I wish I could stop and start time.
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Granted, but the side effect for anyone who stops and starts time is impotence.
I wish grape nuts tasted like milk chocolate.
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Granted, but it only comes in baker's chocolate.
I wish SpongeBob was real and I could visit Bikini Bottom.
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Granted, you've now visited their bikini bottoms...
I wish my kids wouldn't fight so much
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Um, I think something ate their bikini bottoms, I don't see them. However, granted your kids don't fight anymore, but you are blessed with 18 more and they now run the house.
I wish life was as simple as wishing something up like this.
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Granted. Your life is now set out by a fascist general and you can't make any of your own decisions.
I wish I hadn't missed two days worth of wishes.
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Granted, but it takes you another two days to come up with a wish big enough to make up for the 2 days lost.
I wish the CIA would take out the micro chip they have imbedded in my head.
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Granted, but they put in a tape drive instead
I wish that summer had been longer
Anssi
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Granted, but it's 110 degrees everyday for 2 years.
I wish I had a license to shoot the stupid people of the world, which never included myself.
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Granted. But they are all wearing their rubber chicken clothing, and the bullets just bounce back to you.
I wish Durant Hapke would post on here more.
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Granted, but he starts posting to every thread
I wish that everyone was happy.
Anssi
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Granted, but good thing I'm also wearing my rubber chicken clothing as well...and since I am far more intelligent, I can "matrix-like" control the bullets and aim them at whoever I wanted blasting them with a multitude of shots that penatrate even the toughest of rubber for I am Intelligent Rubber Man, happy as the rest of the world, except you, who gets to live the life of everyones unhappiness.
I wish I could go downstairs from my office and have sushi for lunch...it smells so yummy.
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Granted. But I prepared the sushi. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish it were 5:30 (quitting time) right now.
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